Elephants to make you smile

I used the word "exaggeration" a couple days ago and Josh (5-yr-old) asked me, "What does eggasseration mean Mommy?" I said, "Well, if you said 'I am so hungry that I could eat ten elephants,' that would be an exaggeration."

"Mooooommmmmy. We don't eat elephants because they don't fit in our mouth. And if we try to cut them up, they run away too fast."

From the mind of a five-year-old.

This Should Make You Laugh

So today I was wearing a tank top/sports bra to work out in. One of those things I would never wear out of the house.

Jack came over when I was sitting down and pointed to my tummy. "Yat's your tummy." and then he said, "and yat's your utter tummy." Nice. My muffin top is now two tummies.

:)